Kids Say the Darndest Things About Dad

This is all about Dad with a few side notes from me. Since he doesn't do our blog, he can't defend himself. Hee Hee Hee.

1. What is something Dad always says to you?
Clark: "Hey Clark, wanna come with me?"
Katelyn: "Let's play Wii"
Jacob: "You can go in the pool"

2. What makes Dad happy?
Clark: "When I follow him on Lego Indiana Jones"
Katelyn: "Our smiles"
Jacob: "When I'm nice and not bad"

3. What makes Dad sad?
Clark: "When I eat 3 ice cream cones"
Katelyn: "When we touch his computer"
Jacob: "Touching his i-Phone when he doesn't say"

4. How does Dad make you laugh?
Clark: "He tells jokes"
Katelyn: "He tickles us"
Jacob: "To do funny things"

5. What was your dad like as a child?
Clark: "Hard-working"
Katelyn: "He was smart"
Jacob: "He liked Grandma and Grandpa"

6. How old is your dad?
Clark: "33"
Katelyn: "33"
Jacob: "34"

7. How tall is your dad?
Clark: "He's like 5 feet and 10 inches"
Katelyn: "He's 5 feet and 10 inches"
Jacob: "100 feet"

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
Clark: "Get on his laptop or play the Wii"
Katelyn: "Play Wii"
Jacob: "Play Wii"

9. What does your dad do when you're not around?
Clark: "He works because I'm always at school when he's not around"
Katelyn: "Plays Wii"
Jacob: "Plays Wii"

10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
Clark: "His doctoring"
Katelyn: "A rock star"
Jacob: "A firefighter"

11. What is your dad really good at?
Clark: "Making bread" (Very true. He's a great cook! Thanks, hon!)
Katelyn: "Playing on his laptop"
Jacob: "Playing Wii"

12. What is your dad not very good at?
Clark: "Cleaning his part of the closet and following Mom's rules" (Mmm hmmm)
Katelyn: "Cleaning"
Jacob: "Being a rock star"

12. What does your dad do for his job?
Clark: "He's an orthopaedist of doctory" (OK?!?)
Katelyn: "Orthopaedic Doctor and he takes out other people's bones"
Jacob: "He works at his work where you do surgery"

14. What is your dad's favorite food?
Clark: "Sushi"
Katelyn: "Ice cream"
Jacob: "Noodles"

15. What makes you proud of your dad?
Clark: "He gives us what we want when we ask him to" (Mmm Hmm)
Katelyn: "When he makes his good bread for us"
Jacob: "Playing the Wii with me"

16. If your dad was a cartoon character, who would he be?
Clark: "Knuckles from Sonic"
Katelyn: "Mister Crabs from Spongebob"
Jacob: "Luigi"

17. What do you and your dad do together?
Clark: "Play Wii"
Katelyn: "Play Wii"
Jacob: "Play"

18. How are you and your dad the same?
Clark: "We both like to golf"
Katelyn: "We have brown eyes and messy rooms"
Jacob: "We have the same hair"

19. How are you and your dad different?
Clark: "I follow Mom's rules and he doesn't" (Apparently there's a pattern here as well. I'm a clean freak and Joe is a huge softy that spoils our children with ice cream and no rules!)
Katelyn: "We have different favorite colors"
Jacob: "We have not the same clothes"

20. How do you know your dad loves you?
Clark: "Cuz he's my dad"
Katelyn: "Cuz he helps me"
Jacob: "Cuz his heart loves me"

21. What does he like most about Mom?
Clark: "That she's nice"
Katelyn: "She's cute"
Jacob: "He likes that she loves him"

22. Where is his favorite place to go?
Clark: "The sushi place"
Katelyn: "The computer shop"
Jacob: "McDonald's"

23. What is your favorite thing about Dad?
Clark: "That he loves me"
Katelyn: "He's a part of my family and I love him"
Jacob: "He plays with me"

24. What does he do that is silly?
Clark: "He says funny jokes"
Katelyn: "He sings songs"
Jacob: "He dances funny"